A crack team of MacGyver monkeys escaped from a Japanese laboratory by using tree branches to catapult themselves over a 17-foot-high electrified fence.
Sadly, the daredevil monkeys found themselves petrified in the face of sweet, terrible freedom, and hung around the facility until they were recaptured.
“Fortunately, they stayed by the fence after escaping as they probably wanted to stay near to the other monkeys so we managed to recapture them all.”But we were extremely surprised by the intelligence and the power they used in order to escape.”
One hopes that these Michael Schofield monkeys will be galvanized by this experience, and that their next attempt will see them escape the bonds of captivity entirely.
via Monkeys use trees to catapault themselves out of Japanese laboratory – Telegraph.
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Jordan Matthew Yerman started writing during his third year of high school, where his teacher discouraged his use of the eff-word as "crude, unnecessary and uncouth".
While attending UC San Diego for his degree in Political Science, Jordan picked up acting; he would later attend the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, living in the UK for four years before relocating to New York City. To get by, he has worked as a proofreader, model, technical consultant, HR trainer, sign-placer, sales director, crate stacker, bartender, photographer, real estate broker, and as an exhibit at the Bronx Museum.
As an actor, Jordan has performed in the USA, England, Scotland, Germany, Belgium, and Netherlands, from stage to indie screen to voiceover, including London's West End.
Jordan has been around the world 2 3/4 times. He currently lives in Vancouver and works in New Media; capital N, capital M.
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