Cathay Pacific Cockpit Blowjob Scandal!

What a headline.

Yeah, Cathay Pacific is investigating an incident in which a member of the cabin crew allegedly performed in-flight oral sex on a pilot.

Said a Cathay spokesperson, ”We are conducting a full investigation into the matter and there are some indications that the female shown in the photos may be a member of our cabin crew.”

I should hope so– hopefully not just anyone can get into the cockpit.

To be fair, judging by the photo, there is no indication that the blowjob took place while the plane was in the air.

Oh, and the first person to make a “Pacific Rim” joke gets slapped.

(Just noticed the pun up in the secondary headline… leaving it.)

Via The Herald Sun

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Jordan Matthew Yerman started writing during his third year of high school, where his teacher discouraged his use of the eff-word as "crude, unnecessary and uncouth". While attending UC San Diego for his degree in Political Science, Jordan picked up acting; he would later attend the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, living in the UK for four years before relocating to New York City. To get by, he has worked as a proofreader, model, technical consultant, HR trainer, sign-placer, sales director, crate stacker, bartender, photographer, real estate broker, and as an exhibit at the Bronx Museum. As an actor, Jordan has performed in the USA, England, Scotland, Germany, Belgium, and Netherlands, from stage to indie screen to voiceover, including London's West End. Jordan has been around the world 2 3/4 times. He currently lives in Vancouver and works in New Media; capital N, capital M. You can reach him via jordan at international jet trash dot com.

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