The Georgia Straight’s annual sex survey asked respondents about the most unusual place they’ve masturbated. Perhaps unsurprisingly, moving vehicles figured heavily in the anecdotal responses. I for one, will waste no time in using these hand-picked responses to draw broad generalizations about the wanking habits of an entire city.
The best quote: “Driving down the highway, changin’ lanes, jerkin’ it!” Pure gold.
About Jordan
Jordan Matthew Yerman started writing during his third year of high school, where his teacher discouraged his use of the eff-word as "crude, unnecessary and uncouth".
While attending UC San Diego for his degree in Political Science, Jordan picked up acting; he would later attend the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, living in the UK for four years before relocating to New York City. To get by, he has worked as a proofreader, model, technical consultant, HR trainer, sign-placer, sales director, crate stacker, bartender, photographer, real estate broker, and as an exhibit at the Bronx Museum.
As an actor, Jordan has performed in the USA, England, Scotland, Germany, Belgium, and Netherlands, from stage to indie screen to voiceover, including London's West End.
Jordan has been around the world 2 3/4 times. He currently lives in Vancouver and works in New Media; capital N, capital M.
You can reach him via jordan at international jet trash dot com.
