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Penguins Can Fly: Video Proof

Penguins Flying (First Class) Here you have it: penguins flying. Here you can see Pete and Penny waddling up the aisle abouard Delta Flight 1641 from San Antonio, TX to Atlanta, GA. These penguins flew first class, if you must … Continue reading

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Amy Strand: TSA Forces Mom to Pump Breast Milk in Public

Oh, TSA… You Continue to Suck The TSA is dead-set on maintaining its reputation as the most-hated and least-useful agency in the USA. This time, a vigilant (if ill-trained and arguably stupid) TSA agent targeted Amy Strand, a mother of … Continue reading

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The Saga of the Stinky Seatmate: A Dispatch from @BluestMuse

Stinky Seatmate: ‘Someone Has Soiled the Air!’ This travel tale comes to us from Shawna Malvini Redden, who is no stranger to adventures in coach class. I discovered her writing while covering an incident with Southwest Airlines: Shawna was aboard … Continue reading

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Plane Takes a Shit on Long Island Couple

“Oh my God, it’s raining”? Oh, if only that were rain. What would you do if a jetliner took a shit on you? For one Long Island couple, this is not a hypothetical question. The FAA confirmed that an “incident” … Continue reading

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Sarah Baker: The Ultimate ‘Do Not Disturb’ Sign

Spot-On ‘Do Not Disturb’ Doorhanger British artist Sarah Baker busted out this to-the-point “Do Not Disturb” sign for the Town Hall Hotel in London. She totally nailed it. Hang it on your door so the instruction in the slot asks … Continue reading

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First Class Travel: A Peek Inside Airline Amenity Kits : Daily Traveler : Conde Nast Traveler

Flying First Class: What’s In Those Amenity Kits? Let’s Find Out Ever wonder how the 1% fly? I’ve snuck into First Class for a pre-flight drink once, but never got to peek inside the amenities kits. Now we can unpack … Continue reading

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Travel & Masturbation: Correlation among Vancouverites

The Georgia Straight’s annual sex survey asked respondents about the most unusual place they’ve masturbated. Perhaps unsurprisingly, moving vehicles figured heavily in the anecdotal responses. I for one, will waste no time in using these hand-picked responses to draw broad … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Jet: Flying Sanrio Style

Fly the Hello Kitty Skies with EVA Air EVA Air out of Taiwan has three Hello Kitty-themed jets, thanks to a licensing deal with Sanrio. Seriously, check it out: EVA Air: Hello Kitty Apple Jet, Global Jet and Magic Jet … Continue reading

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FAA Reauthorization Bill: Sanity in the Skies

The FAA Reauthorization Bill has passed, and many of the items in the Airline Passenger Bill of Rights have been included. Finally, you don’t have to wait two hours before having an in-flight heart attack, and food and drink must … Continue reading

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Beer Bathing: the Rise of Beer Spas

Beer Spas: Bathtime is Funtime A new era in beer-related travel: beer spas. You can soak in a tub full of beer. Chico State students have probably already done this, but, for the rest of us, a beer spa session … Continue reading

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